A "Spider Man!!" is when you are having sex with someone, doggy style. When you're about to cum, pull out and cum into your hand, and then when your partner turns around, you shout "Spider Man!!" and then fling your cum into their face.
Partner: "My boyfriend hit me with a "Spider Man!!" last night! I had no idea! How could I have not seen that coming?"
Man: "Yeah, I hit them with my new technique... THE "Spiderman!!"
Man's "friend": " Who are you?"
Man: "Yeah, I hit them with my new technique... THE "Spiderman!!"
Man's "friend": " Who are you?"
by Friendly neighborhood Faggot September 2, 2022
Get the Spider Man!!mug. An anus
by durrrrrr455 November 14, 2012
Get the Squashed Spidermug. A device or process that appears/is claimed to help the environment, while in actuality causing environmental damage to use.
Person 1: You shouldn't use a piece of tissue to get a spider out of your home, it could hurt the spider! use a reusable plastic cup instead.
Person 2: Would you drink from that same cup afterwards?
Person 1: What no why?
Person 2: Well, a cup is harder to make than a tissue, and they both get thrown out afterwards, some real Spider Cup Technology you got going on there.
Person 2: Would you drink from that same cup afterwards?
Person 1: What no why?
Person 2: Well, a cup is harder to make than a tissue, and they both get thrown out afterwards, some real Spider Cup Technology you got going on there.
by Driver2900 June 7, 2020
Get the Spider Cup Technologymug. “Fuck Spiders” Originally refers to (during boredom) putting all finger tips together and bouncing palms in and out. Which can look like two spiders fucking.
by URBAN155 July 18, 2022
Get the Not here to fuck spidersmug. A spider spinner is a 12 sided 12 inch dildo that lights up and changes colors from red to blue to green to purple to black to orange,the spider spinner is usually covered in semen from adult penguins and other species of birds,the reason most people don't buy spider spinners is because ,it makes your pussy green and wide ,so then it looks like a Rick and morty portal , and if you go in the portal it takes you to a down town hood where there's prostitutes instead of police and have bags of cocaine in the candy stores,the only way to get back out of the Rick and morty portal it to find a fat ass penguin with a big sock and jump in side his ass hole.....and that's a ,spider spinner
by The masts definer January 28, 2018
Get the spider spinnermug. Lowering your voice and making yourself seem insignificant to make someone feel bad for something they've done. To 'spider' someone.
by TheVincinerator June 16, 2010
Get the Spidermug. A male spider who thinks building webs is for “suckas” causing him to kill a female orb weaver to claim her web as his own.
by Cactifreezus January 1, 2023
Get the Crack Spidermug.