light pole

The sexiest motherfucker, you can fuck this bitch all you want. Every 4th grader starts beginning to love them, then it slowly descends into getting intimate and sexual with it. You can use it to strangle your victims and molest them, or just molest the pole itself.

Adolphus the great: I, the king, now disclose that I hereby am in love intimately with this attractive pole!
Light Pole:

Adolphus the great: *dry-humping sounds*

by TesTy_DaBlockz September 9, 2023

Lewis pole

A sexual predator of the jungle with a very loud bird call

I see a Lewis Pole yesterday

by anonymous September 30, 2023

mole pole

Bryton mohler

The mole pole is behind me

by Dax patterson January 18, 2024

scoring pole

Girls getting fucked

What did you do last summer? I spent the summer scoring pole.

by Pauly Pepper November 15, 2023

Dead Pole

The Second pole in a two pole structure, or the third pole in a three pole structure. Also can be referred to as the "back pole" or "second pole"
Not to be confused with "Trailing Pole" which is a cousin to a trolling pole, used in deep sea fishing.

We need to move the dead pole to the other side.

by HoY_2 December 6, 2023

pussy parole

When you want to get to know a lady at a bar, but her friend prevents you from doing so.

John: I met this girl Jane at the bar last night, but her friend cut me off and told me she was not interested.

Joseph: Damn, you got put on pussy parole.

by Enky April 6, 2024

dada poles

Architectural columns that are too small relative to the size of a front porch; toothpick-like unadorned porch columns; baby pieces of wood holding up the world.

They did an amazing job on the renovation, but those dada poles on the front porch look like they're going to snap any minute!

by David Mann June 7, 2024