poo-staber

a general reference towards a homesexual male.

Look at those guys kissing over there, they must be poo-stabers.

by redsox2007 November 16, 2007

stealthy poo

When you need to poo in an unfamiliar territory, such as a coworker's house, and hide it by sneaking away to the bathroom when the host is preoccupied. Best if able to return before the host acknowledges you had left.

"Shit, I don't know if I can hold until I get back home. Guess I gotta try a stealthy poo."

by Protoss Executor September 13, 2011

Frosty poos

the name for a little kids brownies they have made. they have all garden crap in them and smell of snot. They taste curiously like grass and poop.

little jonny made some frosty poos and it tasted like big foots dick. He fuckin wiped his fuckin. nose before he gave them me aswell, he put his snotty hands all over them. fuckin kid.

by tcb19931234 April 28, 2009

Poo Singer

A cock with poo on it that is sucked by a women or man.

The poo singer had just finished being cornholed when she sucked the cock post-hast without washing it.

by TheKaren December 17, 2008

Poo curtain

When you have diarrhea or soft poo and there isn’t a toilet brush so you hang a long piece of toilet paper from the seat to the water to capture the poo so not to leave skid marks - poo curtain

Jake was at his new girlfriends house and had the runs but realized their was no toilet brush so he hung a poo curtain so to not leave a skid marks

by Schneider’s mum August 7, 2019

wild pooing

Dooing a number two in the countryside without toilet roll in preference to using a toilet.

Origin: Glenbuchat, Strathdon, Aberdeenshire.

Oh no where is my child? He is out wild pooing.

by lizziebbad June 7, 2013

Whoody Poo

Someone who had no class, can't talk to girls, is a goofy and is lame to an extent that shouldn't even be reachable.

Latrellium is such a Whoody Poo, he couldn't even talk to Dakota despite her being single.

by iSaucy November 27, 2016