brown piss

the most uncomfortable type of piss which occurs when one does not hydrate enough

broh i just had the worst brown piss broh

by peemantis March 11, 2020

piss lizzard

A house pet which pisses on the floor wherever it pleases.

*A man walks into the kitchen* "FUCK" he exclaimed with great frustration "You little Piss Lizzard, I'm telling the kids you ran away!" He yelled as he forcefully punted his cat directly into the ceiling.

by Dboneskrilla May 4, 2015

piss panty

The occurrence of when one sits on a toilet with urine covering the seat, causing the back of their thigh to become wet.

After Bob's breakup with Jessica, Bob decided to sneak laxatives into Jessica's food and piss panty all the toilets in her house.

by I'm Bicycle, But Call Me Bike December 7, 2019

piss white

When one ejaculates semen out of a penis either by mistake or during a flaccid period.

My penis is so pathetic that it just decided to piss white.

by batbearwillstab August 5, 2014

Bugger and piss

The chief goblin and golumite snowy Kie invented this phrase after he buggered and pissed 8 times in one day

*enters room*
Bugger and Piss!!

by Suspicious T May 8, 2021

piss magnet

All the piss coming at ya, it’s all just pissing all over you ah oh god it hurts help please I’m covered in piss it’s so fucking stinky it’s so sickening and pissinging yea.

Bitch 1: I really hate you you damn piss magnet.

Bitch 2: what the hell is a piss magnet?

Bitch: here it comes *all piss begins to cover bitch 1*

by Cock k November 25, 2019

laser piss

A laser piss is when you piss in a straw and connect it to an air compressor. The speed at wich the piss exits the straw is comparable to a laser, thus, laser piss.

''You can't piss a 800Km distance to reach my head''

''Watch me engage a laser piss upon ye!''

by Baab32 November 5, 2013