Definitions by Dboneskrilla

piss lizzard 

A house pet which pisses on the floor wherever it pleases.

*A man walks into the kitchen* "FUCK" he exclaimed with great frustration "You little Piss Lizzard, I'm telling the kids you ran away!" He yelled as he forcefully punted his cat directly into the ceiling.

piss lizzard by Dboneskrilla May 4, 2015