ostrich penis

A big penis that will please your wife.

Yo look at that huge ostrich penis!

by Ostrich balls February 1, 2017

Penis scoliosis

Penis scoliosis: having a penis Of such extreme bent and curving in the males private part it’s concerning

Him: *about to do the naughty*
Her: *looks at his penis* What’s wrong with it is it broken?!??
Him: no just penis scoliosis

by TAG 3 November 14, 2020

penis jenga

A Jenga game in which men use their erect penises to push the wooden blocks out of the tower.

Nate: can I play penis Jenga with you?
Nate's male friend: no sorry dude your peanut dick is too small

by BALARGHALARGHA April 28, 2016

penis racecar

Penis racecar is penis racecar

Hello, have you heard of penis racecar

by Communist manifesto February 2, 2021

Poo Penis

When you take a dump and poop out a rock hard turd which makes you feel like you've been bummed.

Dave: "I just took a shit and feel like I was raped by a poo penis"
Steve: "Did it flush?"

by playslikebuttah July 24, 2018

Penis night

The evening in which the bois get together to talk about many topics including bodily fluids.

Sam are you going to penis night?
I can’t bel Sam couldn’t make it to penis night

by Ok ok yeeeeeeeeeee June 3, 2019

Penis Admirer

A guy that prefers beautiful cocks instead of scary vulvas.
A guy in denial of being gay.

A: Yo, you’re gay.
B: Stop calling me gay, I’m just a penis admirer!!!

by mindblowingmindblower August 30, 2022