I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants

A proclamation of annoyance and little or no tolerance for the disregard of property, mainly that of roofs.

<Yokel> Hey, Joe-Greg-Billy-John! I can see down yer chimney from up here! Hee-yuck!
<Grampa> I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants, Johnny-Smithy-Jeevesy-Beau!

I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants by Bastardized Bottomburp August 8, 2003

Pukey Pants 

A person who drank way too much then puked either on themselves, on their stuff, on other people, or on other people's stuff.

"Hey did you have fun at Saugeen this weekend?"
"Yeah, but I puked all over Jess and Ashley's room"
"Bahaha Pukey Pants!"

Pukey Pants by Nairnsy27 February 9, 2006

nondenominational pants 

being whipped

ashley wears the nondenominational pants

nondenominational pants by David and Mash January 19, 2009

Peter Pants 

Pants worn so tight that you look like Peter Pan. Commonly worn by Hipsters.

If you wear peter pants, have a shitty haircut, and ride a fixed gear bike...you might be a hipster!

Peter Pants by Robot Print February 14, 2009

Wiener Pants 

A nickname usually given to males who are described to have a small penis.

'Dude, did you see that guy over their? Hes such a wiener pants!'

Wiener Pants by Kyle Rodrick February 18, 2009

Cookie Pants 

Usually sweats or lose fitting pants that are used to eat cookies or any other types of fatty foods. Usually used for females when they are feeling lazy, PMS, have unexplanable cravings or breakups.

Oh my gawd! A pazookie so sounds good! I guess it's cookie pants day.

Cookie Pants by vericarolchellyjess April 23, 2011

Wizard Pants 

Denim with bedazzled back pockets or intricate/ornate decorative embroidery, mostly manufactured by True Religion, Miss Me, Ed Hardy or Apple Bottoms. It is worn by both sexes. They are most prevalent in inland Californian urban areas such as Sacramento, Temecula, Chico, San Jose or Orange County....often paired with skunked hair, spiked and frosted tips, tattoos, large diamond earring studs, breast implants, clear heels or lifted trucks/ Dodge Chargers..and more recently, feather hair extensions aka molting avian feather adornments.

Yo, Broski! Check out his glistening wizard pants! Want me a pair of those!

Wizard Pants by ninjasherry November 22, 2011