dark vamp writer

1.) A popular young inspiring vampire writer
2.) A vampire writer who is somewhat imfamous on the internet for writing No Such Things As Vampires
3.) Dark short stories written by a vampire author

I read Dark Vamp Writer's stories they make me fantasize alot

I just read a dark vamp written story it was great

by MonsterXXX December 22, 2008

Dark Baird

The act of giving falatio to a male while having a "loaf" style haircut. After storing the semen in one's mouth the falatio giver spits the semen on a flat surface and then snorts into the nose with a curly straw.

Loaf boy loves giving dark Bairds to his co-workers.

by Joe Malochi April 25, 2006

dabble in the dark arts

When one repeatedly hits a hackie sack or footbag with the top of there foot. To make the dabble even better, one might extend his/her arms backwards.

wow! look at that kid dabble in the dark arts!

by SmittyD1123 November 14, 2011

facebook after dark

It basically means a person writes on their status "if you ever did this____ like this status". It's often dirty things. Like a confession.

"i think i liked something i shouldn't have on facebook after dark last night"

facebook after dark status

by udkwhoiam January 10, 2011

Dark side of the moon

To moon someone and then proceed to defecate in their direction.

"Some guy flipped me off yesterday so I had to give him the dark side of the moon."

by satansymbolguy August 27, 2013

glow in the dark condoms

what gay guys use to play Light Sabers

gay guy1: ..i got glow in the dark comdons and black lights..wanna play light sabers?

gay guy2: okay!

by hoe May 13, 2005

Dark Armed Dragon

the charlie sheen of yugioh cards

me: I summon my dark armed dragon remove my 3 monsters from play and attack for game

opponent: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

dark armed dragon: duh, winning

me: HOLY *** ON A *** SANDWICH MY CARD CAN TALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by foopahfan June 14, 2011