Nut Gnat

Nut Gnats. Real or imagined itchy insects/bites a man scratches for hours through his crotch clothing most often while relaxing, watching TV or hanging on the couch with his girlfriend.

Girl: "why are you playing with your balls just sitting here watching TV". Guy: "Just scratching my nut gnat bites honey".

by MbyDesign October 2, 2018

hamster nuts

Massive fat large gigantic hamster cock

Giannas hamster has fat fuckin hamster nuts man they are huge

by epiccockmaster69 October 3, 2021

nut show

Similar to the term 'freak show' or 'shit show' this is a way to describe ones life or a situation as being chaotic, crazy and unpredictable, but also a hot mess. Is also associated with the word 'nuts' meaning crazy.

'My love life is a complete nut show!'

by Nutshow September 6, 2016

Nut butt

A description of either a man or woman’s butt that is particularly small. Typically suits the small body type of the person.

“It doesn’t matter how many squats James does, he will always have a nut butt.”

by beefy3 September 21, 2020

Ultra Nut

When you nut after no nut November, or with out nutting for along time.

Also when that head game strong.

I just beat my meat for the first time in a month, i unleashed a ultra nut.

by ghr5ej6" June 1, 2018

Nut dusting

The act of talcing ones nuts on hot days for comfort.

My balls are so sweaty in this heat, I should have done some serious nut dusting this morning.

by Murrkin June 18, 2017

Nut Burps

When ya bust a heavy nut load and the gobbles the go and she gets the burps and tastes you the rest of the day.

Rachel got home from work and said she had the nut burps all day after blowing my dawn horn.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018