nuts in the face

Crazy. Insane. Difficult to believe.
Employee: "Hey, did you hear that Alice is bangin' the boss. She's 8 months pregnant for crying out loud!

Co-worker: "Wow! That's nuts in the face!"
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Dying to death

You're not dead yet but well on your way.
(Hears a funny joke and laughs so uncontrollably that he can't breathe)
"Oh my God!! I'm dying to death!"
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