Cootchie Monster

A person addicted to Vaginas and usually randomly talks about them randomly in normal speech. Cootchie monsters are usually D-bags and don't really ever get a girlfriend

John: Dude, the opening of the X-Box 360 reminds me of a Vag.
Me: How? What?
John: It's to turn on and you stick things into it!
Me: Stop being a fucking Cootchie Monster, just because you cant get A GIRLFRIEND. Anyways, let me have some room, stop spreading out over the couch, your so-
John: Like a girls Legs?
Me:*Sighs*

by BOTHAN SPY MASTER February 20, 2010

Monster mashing

When a large and/or ugly person walks lazily or has some sort of cane in a certain direction.

Hey, do you see that guy monster mashing his way over here?

by Pbrizzle198Nizzle September 13, 2011

crotch monster

When the sweat works with your underwear to make your asshole a flamethrower. There is a subsequent walk associated with crotch monster akin to a baby with a full shit diaper.

I got a bad case of crotch monster at Six Flags yesterday.

by 7 Lady Godivas October 17, 2015

Sea-monster

a penis which submerged in water or wet

his trunks fell and his sea-monster was clearly visible to the next swimming group

by Tom King April 27, 2006

robux monster

Someone who has an unhealthy obsession with Robux, and is willing to grope its foes for the virtual currency.

Oh my god robux monster! Stop groping me! I have no robux!

by aaaaaaaaaaaa simanic groped me May 24, 2017

Dharma monster

A person who is very learned in the Buddha's teachings and can quote them extensively, but does not live them.

Doug thinks he is smarter and better than others because he can recite a quote of the Buddha appropriate for any occassion, but he appears self-centered and obsessed with material possessions. He's such a Dharma monster.

by Anthony W. Yochmann March 13, 2009

Drama Monster

Someone who thrives off the smallest amount of random drama and will stop at nothing to find more; usually talks about drama excessively with other 'Drama Monsters' for the sake of just talking about it and to fill their endless craving.

You: Why are those slutty girls spreading so many ridiculous rumors in class?
Me: Because....THEY'RE DRAMA MONSTERS AND THEY'RE HUNGRY!!!!

by Bewsinator October 31, 2011