The Lube Monster

also known as a uber dry jay ...

Girl: Hey babe, I think we need to buy some more lube tomorrow..

Guy: Why?

Girl: I think the lube monster ate it all.

Guy: Oh really, the lube monster?

Girl: AKA... my vagina....

by willey, j April 30, 2009

Dharma monster

A person who is very learned in the Buddha's teachings and can quote them extensively, but does not live them.

Doug thinks he is smarter and better than others because he can recite a quote of the Buddha appropriate for any occassion, but he appears self-centered and obsessed with material possessions. He's such a Dharma monster.

by Anthony W. Yochmann March 13, 2009

Pipe Monster

A hood rat who sucks on a crack pipe all day

"Hey, whats up with Lil Breezy over there?"
"Ah man, she's a pipe monster, stay away from that bitch"

by bman56 March 12, 2009

crotch monster

When the sweat works with your underwear to make your asshole a flamethrower. There is a subsequent walk associated with crotch monster akin to a baby with a full shit diaper.

I got a bad case of crotch monster at Six Flags yesterday.

by 7 Lady Godivas October 17, 2015

Blue Monster

When you sit in the port-o-potty to take a dump and your turd splashes the blue water from beneath right on your tant

Fuck man, I took a shit in the john and the blue monster got my balls wet.

by Goat0117 May 15, 2019

Ankle Monster

A monster that steals your ankles, whether it be from lurking or selling out.

The Ankle Monster has Cory's ankles because he sold.

by Non-lurker March 10, 2020

robux monster

Someone who has an unhealthy obsession with Robux, and is willing to grope its foes for the virtual currency.

Oh my god robux monster! Stop groping me! I have no robux!

by aaaaaaaaaaaa simanic groped me May 24, 2017