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M: Mental
A: Abuse
T: To
H: Humans
Every Student Ever: Math Fucking Sucks
by RickyVisc February 1, 2018
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Stupid math

An oxymoron for smart people but it is not for stupid people who don't even know about it(ex the one writing the first defination of this word).
Stupid math is an oxymoron for people like me.
by Dgnatanh June 3, 2021
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Math Discoverer's Cocktail

The Math Discoverer's Cocktail is a Cocktail made by me. Let's say you can't taste sour that much and can't taste bitter and you workout from morning until night and don't know math. Here's The Math Discoverer's Cocktail.

Weed day 1. You smoke or eat. You discover sour and numbers and a little more.

Day 2 basically half a spoonful of Kratom or 1g to 6g+ mixed in warm water.

You drink that and have discovered math, gradients of sour, gradients of bitter, addition, subtraction, multiplication, division, parenthesis, exponents, square roots, mg, g, and more.

Day 3. 1g to 6g+ Kratom measured on a scale. You discover more math.

Day 4 to 14. 200mg Modafinil pills or 150mg Armodafinil pills.

You discover that you have ADHD and these relax you and you discover more math.

Day 15 to 21. 75mg Adipex pills. You discover that it relaxes your ADHD and you discover even more math. And do math as part of science and as part of counting your money.

Day 22 to 28. Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg. It makes you smarter and crave chocolates. You start to do even more math calculations.

Day 29 to Day 35. 2mg to 4mg Nicotine lozenges. You discover even more math.

Day 36 to Day 42. Make Propylhexedrine HCl crystals from Benzedrex using Muriatic Acid and eliminate non-polar impurities using Charcoal Lighter Fluid or Hexane and turn it into powder. You use 108mg to 864mg Propylhexedrine HCl average dose 216mg and then calculate the Mole.

Day 43 to 53. Adderall.
by HawaiianPunch1 April 7, 2025
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Math Camp

A place where book smart people go but they have no other smarts than math
Person 1: What are you doing over the summer

Person 2: Im going to math camp
by PlCkLeRlcK March 8, 2023
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Life-math

The decision process involving calculation of pros and cons relative to the risk of the action taken leading to death or dismemberment.
"That cop saw the crime but did some serious life-math before deciding to ignore it"
by starvingRD January 1, 2015
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Math

Something the teacher adds 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 to when it can be done with just one
Math is long
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MATH

MATH stands for:

Metal
Abuse
To
Humans
Finn: hey we have MATH
Carl: Great
by I_Ate_A_Waffle January 7, 2023
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