doing a Matt

When you constantly cock block yourself and call your crush a "fat whale" and call that 'flirting.'

Guy 1: Wtf why doesn't my crush like me back

Guy 2: Umm maybe because you made her pay on the date and they said "goodbye fat bitch" at the end

Guy 1: Oh shit, I 'm doing a Matt

by ummokaymatt June 9, 2018

Matt Wilson

A true American legend some call him Matty Wap. He is lyrical genius with such lyrics as the Birtday Song .

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday Dear Tresea
Happy Birthday to you

Also known as the great Ham thrower this side of the Mississippi ..

Notable hashtags #WWMWD

That Matt Wilson is a lyrical genius daaaang

by WWMWD June 9, 2018

Matt

One of the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is fun, smart and has a big ass heart. He has the ability to make everyone feel happy and welcome and there is nothing he wouldn't do to make another person feel better. He is a little nerdy, but that just makes him more awesome and special. People have a tendency to laugh when they are around him. Also, he is one hadsome dude! Always a smile on his face, and a joke on his lips, but don't be fooled, he can be real deep ! Oh, and he loooves hugs :)

Damn, look at that Matt over there... looks like fun!

by NatCat January 3, 2018

Hunchback matt

Hunchback matt is the 12 wonder of the world but most think it's the opposite of a wonder but a wild infection. His back is bent the wrong way and has a horn on his forehead with discussing greace fluids that power his greacy body. He is a discussions freek of nature and must be destroyed.

Omg is that a hunchback matt it mush be shot in the forehead to save the world

by Spener447 May 1, 2018

Matt Cameron

Someone who gets drunk easily and is prone to alcohol-induced vomiting. This can occur after as much as half a pint of beer, and is usually accompanied by strong denial of their condition. Few people will admit to being a Matt Cameron.

Did you see James at the party last night? He was almost as bad as Matt Cameron.

I Matt Cameroned all over the floor this morning.

Oh no I can't have another beer or else I will Matt Cameron all over the table

by MatthewCameron May 2, 2018

Horny Matt

send dick pics to mad girls but never hook up

i swear mike keene is a horny matt

by Mikeybikey69 January 4, 2020

matt

A fuck boy from california who constantly is flirting with the girls in his friend groups. Can't have a female friend without hitting on her. Is a Bitch for a guy. Entitled dickheadddd.

"Hey, remember Matt?
Which one?

The fuckboy from cali.
All Matts from cali are fboys I-."

by ykwhodisisssbooh January 18, 2020