lukes your mum jokes

the worst your mum jokes out there... with no one laughing but himself

guy 1: your chicken looks dry as hell
luke: your mum is dry as hell

lukes your mum jokes

by jason leland April 27, 2022

Luke Shaw

the best left back to play football

"whos the best defender in manchester"

"obviously luke shaw"

by borglove November 26, 2022

Luke William Dandy

A fuck-puppy, typically to Hunter but sometimes Aydin and Mr. Gilroy.

Hunter: Ya, I used and abused Luke William Dandy last night.
King Aydin: Isn’t he your fuck puppy?

by Ankle replacements October 30, 2024

Luke and Taylor Anne

Best couple you'll ever meet they love fucking together in any circumstance.

Look at them two love birds must be Luke and Taylor Anne

by user 38 June 20, 2022

Lukeing

This means that you are falling asleep during a sleepover with the boys

Ah man, he is lukeing again.

by Sub2Entonio’sPizza November 16, 2020

luke-ing

Faking that you are high; pretending you are high to make others think you are cool. (originated from my friend luke, who is well known for faking drunk when me and a friend gave him non-alcoholic soda, saying it was vodka and he started to say "i feel tipsy" or "im drunk as fuck".

"Is John high?"

"No, he's just luke-ing."

by laiflafd March 05, 2018

My dummy boyfriend Luke

my cute caring boyfriend who has a silly fish brain and tickles you until you feel like pissing yourself. I love him

I love my dummy boyfriend luke

by Coley222 December 11, 2023