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Goose

A Canadian slang term for penis.
My Girlfriend is the best! She cooks, she cleans, and she sucks on my goose!

His towel fell in the locker room and I saw his goose.

His goose was so big, I could only take half of it in my pussy.
by Matt Luscious March 2, 2023
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goose

a derogatory term used to describe asian males
john - "holy shit its jeremy lin"
ben - "fuck that goose he sucks"
by jeremy goose March 21, 2023
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wild goose chase

A frenzied headlong pursuit of someone wif a cute behind dat you wish to pinch.
Dorothy Zbornak's Uncle Angelo speaks of his "being a butt man" and loving da smooth rounded derriere of da hot-bodied waitress whom he later took as his wife, but he also states dat he merely asked said "hot looker" for her hand in marriage; there is no mention of his having to engage in a wild goose chase to catch her so dat he could delightedly squeeze her luscious and sumptuous tushie.
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
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silly goose

when you are being an annalise
by awgag June 1, 2024
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Goose Mode

What happens when Dignan from HivemindTV doesn't get any of the first three questions of an episode correct. Usually involves flapping his arms as if they were wings, squawking in Riley's face, and rolling around the room in his rolling chair.
Dignan really went GOOSE MODE on Riley and Grant there. 0_0
by not_an_urban_dick_user June 11, 2024
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Goose pond shit

Man made bodies of water in Alberta, Canada, which consist of water a goose shit
Get the hell outta here with that goose pond shit.
by ABigDD July 29, 2024
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Goose

When you grab a woman's breast and gently or not so gently twist it.
Jenny and I were fooling around and having a good time but when I goosed her she got angry and slapped me.
by michaelmcalgary August 5, 2024
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