Google

A place where you can look up whatever the fuck you want in seconds.

Nerd:What do you look up for the project?
Jock: Nothing I just googled some porn.

by I'm A Nobody September 5, 2016

Green Google

short answer: rule34.xxx
long answer: rule34.xxx

X: I found the source of that image on Green Google
Y: oh god no...

by blokc June 15, 2023

bum google

It is like a pocket dial but instead you end up online surfing without knowing it

My phone bum googled last night

by DJ Jungle Jen June 18, 2014

Google

A safe way!

I was dreaming of forests of Canada, sweets, but they were a Google that they were there! Huh, next I relieved.

by man!? February 19, 2018

urbandictionairy> google

It means urbandictionairy is surperior to google, this is true, google may give you the true meaning of a word but urbandictionairy will give you the funnier one.

person 1: urbandictionairy> google
person 2: true
Jhon: i agree
your mom: yes so true
me: yes
Derrick(no one likes him) : no google will give you the actua-
everyone: SHUTUP DERRICK!urbandictionairy> google

by steesyloly December 19, 2022

google

A very good search engine, which is good but sometimes misleading and ruined due to google maps and google shopping. It is powered by web servers which provides all google data (for the search) and was probably based on Yahoo (its precursor). It is also the company which owns Youtube.

Google Search:
Guy: *types anagram*
Google Search: Did you mean: nag a ram
Guy: *types define anagram*
Google Search: Did you mean: nerd fame again

Google Maps:
Guy: *types Five Nights at freddy's*
Google Maps: Five nights at freddy, 423 Street Street, United States
Guy: FNAF ISN'T REAL, CEC/Showbiz/Disney World (Florida) is the real equivalents.

by JadenTheMoose September 14, 2022

google tilt

The act of tilting your monitor in order more distinctly see, and thus avoid, paid results when using a search enginge.

-I see that you google tilted, why didn't you just click the first link?
-I obviously did not want to visit an official page on how to pay for unlocking my smart phone, but instead I wanted to learn how to actually do it for free.

by enkeljohn August 17, 2013