Google

Google is how I found this shit.

okay google,... oooookay gooooogle,... OOOKAY GOOGLE,... fuck you.

by MCDumbledore February 4, 2016

[google] mind

Noun; An intelligent mind that can recall specific things from the past. Someone that remembers all facts from the past.

Dave's google mind remembered the formula to convert specific gravity to platos, then he listed the standard operating procedure for the centrifuge, all from memory.

by reveredman January 21, 2012

GTS ! " Google that shit"

When you can be bothered to explain something to anyone that will take an extraordinary amount of time to explain.

GTS, How do I get a personalized license plate for my car? You need to GTS ! " Google that shit"

by ewanders1 October 10, 2022

google

google.com

Person one: "Google"
Person two: *shoots person one with a desert eagle*

by captain magma723 April 1, 2021

google, squirrel!

When getting online for one thing but getting sidetracked by something else.

From the dog in the movie "UP"

I got online to check my bank account and was all google, squirrel! by Facebook

by paramaybe36 January 4, 2014

Google

To gaze upon a subject dumbfoundedly, and with longing.

Damn, give that lady’s melons a google!

by Kungpowchuckle May 29, 2024

Google Doc Therapy

when you vent about all of your problems on a google doc in order to find clarity or get something out. could be because you can't afford a therapist or don't want to see one and need some relief right then.

I've had a terrible week and can't wait to get home and have some google doc therapy.

by gotothemorgue April 17, 2022