ghetto text 

(n) an incoherent series of letter, number or symbol combinations used to send text or email messages that are impossible to comprehend.

Yo, I just got a ghetto text from Tyrese and it looks like his mom's broom just got stolen by alien zombies....wus up wit dat?

ghetto text by Johnny B Ghetto December 17, 2006

Ghetto Revival 

Fixing up the Ghetto by making it a nicer place for the pim's,hoe's,thugs ect.

Thug1: hey b did you hear about the new strip-club down the bloc?

Thug2: Jeah Nigga dat's part of da Ghetto Revival.

Ghetto Revival by Skeletal Lightning January 13, 2007

Ghetto Hoochie Inc 

In other words hoochies that are ghetto. They are loud and obnoxious black girls. They use slang such as "Sho' Nuff Is!" and SHOOT etc. They also got weird ass names like LaKisha, or Nitisha, or Shartenek etc. They are usually ugly because if they was fine they wouldn't be a Ghetto Hoochie. An acronym for Ghetto Hoochie Inc. is GHI. For example if a GHI is walking by you you say there go GHI. Most of GHI's population is located in the south in places such as Florida, Atlanta, Texas etc. GHI members are usually more ghetto than there man. GHIs are usually girls but if a male were to be a GHI he would be considered gay. If you still don't know what a GHI got watch The Parkers on BET. Or just look at Remy Ma she a GHI she shot her own homegirl because she $3000 was missing from her purse that is very GHI like to put $3000 in your purse and shoot yo own homegirl. Well that concludes it you should now what a Ghetto Hoochie Inc. is by now.

The Parkers both the mama and the daughter. Remy Ma is a great example she shot her own homegirl but she don't even know for sure if she did it. Those examples are both Ghetto Hoochie Inc. members.

Ghetto Hoochie Inc by Ghetto Hoochie Inc. May 2, 2008

ghetto lock

A button that locks all doors of a car, usually located on the driver and front passenger doors.

(From the back seat) I don't like the looks of this neighborhood...Hit the ghetto lock.

ghetto lock by M. Moen June 21, 2006

ghetto arm 

May be confused by a straight non-hip caucasion as being a possible "affliction". Condition in which one hand is crimped and accompanied by the ghettoish swagger of a gangsta wannabe wearing a wife beater while singing Eminem and Kid Rock karaoke tunes.

Joe though Rick had an "affliction". It turns out it was just ghetto arm and dissappeared as soon as he was done singing a rousing rendition of Kid Rock's "Wasting Time".

ghetto arm by M J C July 21, 2006

ghetto christian 

Someone who goes to church only on certain holidays and for certain occasions (Easter, Christmas, weddings and funerals).
This type of person may or may not be ghetto themselves.

"Today is Easter Sunday...the last time I came to church was Christmas of last year.....does that make me a ghetto christian?".

"This wedding is the beautiful.....this is the fist time I've been to church since I got married three years ago....I guess that makes me a ghetto christian".

ghetto christian by VaNellie2002 May 20, 2007

ghetto terminologies 

A term (or terms) used in the ghetto frequently. Most of the words and sayings on this site can be considered ghetto terminologies. It can also be used as a synonym for "slang".

All the lyrics of hip hop music are ghetto terminologies. A shoulder lean, a lean wit it rock wit it....Ghettoness at its best

ghetto terminologies by ItsAllMe August 6, 2006