flying by the seat of your pants

When you don't prepare for anything or tell anybody anything until the last minute.

John: I didn't start getting ready for our 8:00 flight until 7:30.
Joe: Dude you're flying by the seat of your pants.

by Sh*tsticks May 14, 2018

flynnger

Getting fingered in the car park by Flynn

I heard Camilla got Flynngered at lunch today, what a snail

by gingerminj September 24, 2014

flying the pork around

Flying the pork starts happening after you leave the first pub for the night, either kicked out or because of closing time.
Being quite drunk, wandering the streets at night after everything was closed down and in search for a cab, but heading nowhere and just spinning around in circles, occasionally dropping some of your personal belongings or throwing yourself into the bushes if available.
Eventually you'll get to the next whiskey bar, but all the time spent from now until getting home counts as flying the pork around.
Using 'pig' instead of 'pork' is wrong and not meaningful in this context.

After the gig we were just flying the pork around when the police came and arrested us for allegedly causing nuisance and antisocial behavior.

by RumburaK September 14, 2009

Attack Of The Flying Lizards

Basically, the greatest low budget porn-o ever!, Three men dressed as pterodactyls run after a fleeing women, when she fallsover, they proceed to have sex with her...

Not only this, but a hand puppet "pecks" at her Tuna Canoe, AND the glory hole in the pterodactly suit only allows penis out, and not the testies, making the porn-o hilarious.

Guy 1: Hey, you even seen Attack Of The Flying Lizards?

Guy 2: No...

Guy 1: Here I'll show you it...

Guy 2: Oh! what the hell! Why are they dressed as pterodactlys!?!, and why is a hand puppet giving her oral!?! AND why is there just shaft coming out the costume! Thats fucked up!

by JohnBitch May 7, 2009

Flying Cockroach

While in the doggy-style postion on a trampoline one must seamlessly transition to a full nelson and begin to bounce. At this time an accomplice is needed to initiate a double bounce which provides the air time. When in the air the bitch begins to flail strikingly similar to a cockroach in mid flight.

Jim: can you come over later?

Bob: sure why?

Jim: i need your fat ass to give me a good bounce for the Flying Cockroach!

by 9D1F2 November 1, 2013

Flyday

The day of the week when contract employees fly from their work site to their home location. Typically for consultants this occurs on Thursdays for those who start their work week on Monday.

Yay today is flyday! We get to fly home finally!!!!

by florida flygirl March 30, 2017

Flyder

Portmanteau of “fly” and “Strider”;
Cool-ass mob discovered by Fundy.
It is a Strider (a mob in the Minecraft Nether Update) but it flies because of server lag, and an error in the code of that mob.

Woah! Look at that Flyder! It’s a glitch in the new Minecraft update.

by TweeleafYT December 15, 2020