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Fucking Famous 

The kind of fame one get's from having sex with too many people, has nothing to do with how cool they actually are
Darrion is fucking famous. That's why even girls who haven't slept with him know his name
Fucking Famous by fangbreaker October 21, 2012

Fucking Bitch Lagger 

A term used to describe a person with such an immensely low internet connection that they are lowered to a level that of a female dog, using "fucking' for more emphasis on their lag.
Person 1:"Man this guy is keeping us from starting our game!"
Person 2:" I know right? He's such a Fucking Bitch Lagger!!!"
Person 3:"Lets just kick his ass out of our guild He's always doing this shit!"
Fucking Bitch Lagger by Klikster January 19, 2014

fucking can opener 

1. that bastard piece of shit occasionally electrical appliance that opens cans or doesn't open cans

Number 2. the only Christmas gift mom gave to your ex
3.the Christmas gift your ex still should not have gotten
4. the only bullshit appliance that you can throw away three times and dig it out of the trash when you need it most and the bastard work
5. the one electrical appliancethat you are glad you did not throw it At your ex because the f**Ucker*** sometimes works
"throw that fucking can opener away!"

"I wish I had thrown that fucking can opener at you! but I'm glad I didn't because I needed to open some peaS and cream of children soup!"

"I've lost the handheld can opener please go dig the fucking can opener out of the garbage...so I can try it again. do you believe after one week of using a handheld can opener the electric fucking can opener workEd"

"go to hell you fucking can opener I am throwing you away now!"

"mom don't buy that asshole a fucking can opener for Christmas he's an idiot and may try to use it; he's ugly buy him a paper bag instead."

"that f****** can opener is possessed!"

fucking yam 

Person who has no intelligent on social situations. Aka dumb slut bitch or crack head or both.
Person 1" Just copped a good .5 for a 30"
Person 2" Ya fucking yam".
fucking yam by Fucking Yam June 18, 2014

Fucking Shitload

1000 times bigger than a Shitload
It weighed at least a half a fucking shitload!
Fucking Shitload by Serinice December 15, 2014

fucking swapper 

To not have any control over your motorcycle. Unable to control the slow pace that you are currently attempting to hold. You should sell your motorcycle and try golf you shit heap
I watched you ride, your a fucking swapper
fucking swapper by Chucka24 April 24, 2015