The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get.
by AshleyGamering May 21, 2018
Get the foot fungus mug.(noun) - a holiday celebrated on the first Tuesday following No-shave November; a holiday created for individuals who have successfully made it through No-shave November; an alternative for indivuals that decide to opt not to participate in Mustache Monday which is normally celebrated by wearing a mustache on the first Monday following No-shave November; Fumanchuesday takes place on Tuesday, when a man (or bearded woman) wears a Fumanchu (Handlebar Mustache). {This holiday and name were first created by JA McCarter AKA The Foo Man, who wore a Fumanchu on the first Tuesday following No-shave November in 2009}
Dustin: Hey man, what happened to your Novembeard?
JA: Don't you know that the first Tuesday after November is Fumanchuesday!?
Dustin: Hey man, you are really cool! I want to celebrate Fumanchuesday too!
JA: Don't you know that the first Tuesday after November is Fumanchuesday!?
Dustin: Hey man, you are really cool! I want to celebrate Fumanchuesday too!
by The Foo Man December 13, 2010
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Refers to the comics section of the newspaper. Was a light hearted way to say goodbye, see you later, in the 1920s through WWII. Not derogatory at all. Could be used with a friend or casual acquaintance. Just a breezy way to say our lives are crazy, like the characters in the comics. Our lives are funny/ironic/interesting I wouldn't be surprised if someone started writing a comic strip based on us. I'll see you around, just as likely in the funny pages as anywhere else.
Refers to the comics section of the newspaper. Was a light hearted way to say goodbye, see you later, in the 1920s through WWII. Not derogatory at all. Could be used with a friend or casual acquaintance. Just a breezy way to say our lives are crazy, like the characters in the comics. Our lives are funny/ironic/interesting I wouldn't be surprised if someone started writing a comic strip based on us. I'll see you around, just as likely in the funny pages as anywhere else.
by Rintho Latum June 29, 2011
Get the See you in the funny papers. mug.He was giving really obvious hints that he liked her! How could she like him back but be unable to tell? She fumbled.
by nolivesmatterdumbo May 28, 2023
Get the Fumble mug.a person who behaves in a sneaky manner to try and create favourable circumstances for themselves, or to cover their tracks, quite often at the expense of others. They use weasel-words to try and make a story sound in their favour whilst never directly lying, usually by leaving out key details such as who actually did a piece of work.
A fuckweasel will always avoid telling a direct lie in case they are exposed, giving them plausible deniability or letting them fall back onto "a misunderstanding" excuse, such as;
Boss> "I spoke to Steven and he said he'd written that report you said you'd done"
Weasel> "Ah no, sorry you must have misunderstood, I just came over earlier to tell you it was completed."
The "boss" in this case has no comeback as the fuckweasel is technically correct, although it is clear what the inference was in the original conversation.
A good fuckweasel will pick his or her stories cleverly to lower the chance that a discovery will occur.
A fuckweasel will always avoid telling a direct lie in case they are exposed, giving them plausible deniability or letting them fall back onto "a misunderstanding" excuse, such as;
Boss> "I spoke to Steven and he said he'd written that report you said you'd done"
Weasel> "Ah no, sorry you must have misunderstood, I just came over earlier to tell you it was completed."
The "boss" in this case has no comeback as the fuckweasel is technically correct, although it is clear what the inference was in the original conversation.
A good fuckweasel will pick his or her stories cleverly to lower the chance that a discovery will occur.
My manager asked me to stay back last night and finish some content. When I came in this morning I found out that he had sent an email out early to the department saying it was finished and I spotted someone in the coffee point thanking him. I wasn't even mentioned. What a fuckweasel!
by the_manager August 19, 2013
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*buys lottery ticket*
next night.
wins lottery
"Fuck ya I won" Jeff said
"Shit half of my winning is going to the government" Jeff said
"Fuck the government" said Jeff
next night.
wins lottery
"Fuck ya I won" Jeff said
"Shit half of my winning is going to the government" Jeff said
"Fuck the government" said Jeff
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