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Ethan

A person who is very stupid and is very ugly and goofy. 99.99% chance this kid is white and acts goofy. and is so short (3'2). everyone hates this type of person and he has no friends.
OMGGG! His name is probably Ethan.
by aiden347 December 6, 2022
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Someone who is probably retarded and makes jokes that are not funny
Ethan: what do you call a person who eats children?
Me: what?
Ethan: a person who eats children!
by waz up dan6966969696966996 December 9, 2022
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that handsome-ass christian boy who's so cool and into bts. he likes perming his hair a lot, and has a lot of friends. girls love him
Random Guy: YO, WHO'S THAT HANDSOME GUY???
Me: That's Ethan. He is so fricking handsome, a lot of girls love him
by jomamamamamamam October 5, 2022
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A guy that is bad at playing tenor, can only get girls named molly, and is suboptimal.
Man, I swear Ethan is so lame.
by anon 7676 October 13, 2022
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The fat kid that never pays you back for the copious amounts of money he owes you. He lives in the slums and has family relationship issues. He doesn’t know when to let go to and smells like shit. Used to wear a minecraft creeper hoodie. The ladies love him somehow
Person 1: Who is that hottie?
Person 2: Oh that’s Ethan, he loves Assassin’s Creed
Person 1: I’m a girl and I want to bang him
Person 3: You can handle that smell I bet his gym locker smells like a rotten meat locker
Person 4: Are you serious right now bruh, he owes me $1,074 and applicable taxes
by smbofidfls October 22, 2022
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The type of dude to laugh so hard he throws up.
Jeff: why is there vomit in the sonic parking lot?
Bob: I told Ethan a joke.
by Average Baller October 22, 2022
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The type of guy to laugh so hard he throws up and shits himself.
Jeff: Why is there vomit in the sonic parking lot?
Bob: I told Ethan a joke.
by Average Baller October 22, 2022
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