Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a cocaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of an very very very serious anal violation

I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her

by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025

watermelon donut

an unusual combination

why Tallulah u are so weird, like a watermelon donut

by Traylanlulah March 13, 2019

Jam Donut

When your having coitus with your female partner on her period and post she sex ends up with a ring of blood around her asshole

My missus was on her period this week and had the fattest jam donut around her back hole

by gloryhole December 4, 2021

Donut

Can be used in a sentence as a food or Gordan Ramsay's favorite saying

YOU FUCKING DONUT

by A randomized person February 10, 2021

eat a donut, ma'am

When your spanx perfect pants are working.

Beth said, "some construction worker just yelled 'eat a donut, ma'am' at me. I just assumed my Spanx perfect pants were working.

by agropuffs November 4, 2022

Powdered Donut

The act of sex preceding a powder day skiing.

Q: Why were you late to the lift this morning?
A: I picked up a cute liftie from the buckhorn party last night and had a powdered donut for breakfast.

by Ramón802 February 4, 2021

Donut

A phrase used to identify a high school student with a green uniform and red hair. They often enjoy licking cherries, and dislike vampires that wear yellow.

1. Yo, dude, that guy is such a donut!
2. I know right? I think his name was Kakyoin!

by Dbzeno January 12, 2021