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chris brown 

(v) To smack a bitch up for various reasons.
Did you see Lindsey? Her boyfriend totally chris browned her.
chris brown by mitchell_h February 21, 2009

chris brown 

I'm gonna chris brown you.
chris brown by strowbs March 9, 2009

Chris brown 

a male Hitting a female in an abusive mannor. Causing brusing and or bleeding.

You better shut up before i chris brown yo bitch ass!

Yo that chick just got chris browned.
Chris brown by Nathadeous March 1, 2009

chris crocker 

Youtube user whose instant internet celebrity status is mystifying. He posted a tearful video defending Britney Spears which was amusing for the first few views, but after the novelty wore off any sane person would get tired of "Chris Crocker this Chris Crocker that" and wish everyone would just shut the holy hell up.
Guy 1; "Hey I watched the Chris Crocker video"! It's funny!"
Guy 2; "Why?"
Guy 1; "Well he wears mascara and cries and he's obviously a drag queen!"
Guy 2; "Ha ha!"

*A week later*

Guy 3; "Hey I watched the Chris Crocker video"! It's funny!"
Guy 2; "I'M F*CKING SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THIS SH*T"
chris crocker by Ghunt70 October 23, 2007

Chris brown 

Eddie: yo man craig is getting out of line
Bobby: you better Chris Brown that fool

Chris Angel Fuck 

When fucking a girl from behind you pull out and your buddy takes your place. Then while your buddy is fucking her, you get dressed, go outside and wave to her through the window
Last night me and tommy Chris Angel Fucked that bitch. Mindfreak!