mom:HEY! guess what?
co-worker:What?
mom: I live near the beach!
co-worker:ohh uhh yeah me too!
mom: its nice to live near a beach because its fun to swim in!
co-worker: what the hell?
mom:uhh...would you like to live near a beach?
co-worker: HELLLLL NAWWW!!!
mom:WELL YOU GO TO HELL!!
co-worker:What?
mom: I live near the beach!
co-worker:ohh uhh yeah me too!
mom: its nice to live near a beach because its fun to swim in!
co-worker: what the hell?
mom:uhh...would you like to live near a beach?
co-worker: HELLLLL NAWWW!!!
mom:WELL YOU GO TO HELL!!
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a beach which is covered in people who are completely pale.
this will follow up with a red beach, when these people finally realise that they were not meant to tan.
this will follow up with a red beach, when these people finally realise that they were not meant to tan.
Jess: You want to go hang out on Oriental Parade?
Lisa: No way, that place is a complete white beach!
Lisa: No way, that place is a complete white beach!
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2.A sweaty chinese boy, usually selling bootleg DVDs. Characteristics might include a dirt-stache glasses, and a fresh IP address daily.
2.A sweaty chinese boy, usually selling bootleg DVDs. Characteristics might include a dirt-stache glasses, and a fresh IP address daily.
Jeff:Hey guys, wanna watch brokeback mountain? I sell you it 3 dollar.
You:I'm not really into that kinda stuff, did you enjoy it?
Jeff:Yeah, its good, you wanna buy it? high quality.
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You:I'm not really into that kinda stuff, did you enjoy it?
Jeff:Yeah, its good, you wanna buy it? high quality.
You:Jeff! You Beanchan!
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