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New York Breakfast 

When you stop at an unnamed deli or food truck while walking from the train/bus stop to your office and get a bagel or croissant with eggs and bacon/sausage (and possibly cheese), then eat it on-the-move so you’re finished by the time you get to the front door of your office building.
I was running late to work so I had to get a quick New York breakfast on the way to the office.
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lazy mans breakfast 

A sexual position, requiring minimal effort. Normally in a spooning or cuddling position, to achieve sexual climax.
“No thanks sweetheart, I’m going to rest up tonight, and enjoy a lazy mans breakfast tomorrow morning.”
lazy mans breakfast by Dirtydood August 18, 2021

Pussy for breakfast 

Pussy for breakfast means that your sucking pussy or having sex in the morning
Me:
i had pussy for breakfast

My freind:
What you had pussy for breakfast OMG

kung fu breakfast 

To snort a line of cocaine for breakfast.
Woke up after big night but as we were in Vegas for the weekend just had a Kung fu breakfast and a Bloody Mary and got back on the saddle.
kung fu breakfast by Dornstar20 September 30, 2021

Chris Wadey Breakfast 

Chicken chow mein up your bum x10 funnel 10x red bulls into your bum hole and poo on your wifes nipple. Then eat it. Lovely Jubbly.
I love a Chris Wadey breakfast on a Tuesday
Chris Wadey Breakfast by Jonny Ross November 21, 2021

Cop’s breakfast 

When you expand an asshole enough and hold it open you pour warm coffee in the crevasse then you break a doughnut in half dunk it in the coffee then eat it
I had a cop’s breakfast the other day, love my coffee with a little milk
Cop’s breakfast by Pun intended December 29, 2021

Gentleman’s breakfast 

This is when you’re girlfriends dad eats your ass and you return the favor
Johnny did the gentleman’s breakfast with Ellie’s dad