Man Coulter

Nickname for Ann Coulter because she has what appears to be an adam's apple, probably due to her advanced age and extreme anorexia. BTW, it's not putting down drag queens, its a slur at her lack of femininity as well as blatant lack of humanity. She is hated by anyone with a sense of human decency.

Man Coulter's adam's apple was very visible today on Faux News. It was bobbling while s/he spewed more annoying hate speech. Man Coulter's ten times the man Bill O'Reilly is.

by monkiki December 13, 2007

charisma man

-noun, plural charisma men

A white male who, although completely lacking social skills in his natural environment, procures seemingly godlike sexual powers upon arrival to Japan.

(on train)

A: "Look at that Dustin Diamond-lookin' loser over there trying to hit on the hottie in the fuckmeboots."

B: "Jesus, she's waaaaaay out of his league. I bet he actually thinks he can score that. Let's let him in on the secret."

A (to dustin diamond-lookalike): "HEY CHARISMA MAN, CUT IT OUT! THE GIRL SAID SHE'S GONNA CALL THE COPS IF YOU KEEP TALKING TO HER! LEARN THE LINGO!"

by Cabin October 11, 2006

man in a boat

Clitoris. Because the head of the clitoris with surrounding tissue looks like a man in a boat.

If you want your woman to be happy, you have to talk to the man in the boat.

by mojocracker January 28, 2004

garbage man

bench player, who has the primary quality of burning minutes and chipping in the occassional goal.

Term mostly used in hockey, but can also be used in basketball or baseball.

We picked up Dave this season because he's the perfect garbage man. He burns minutes which allows our RWs to rest, and he chips in about 10 garbage goals a year.

by Ricky Roma December 27, 2003

Man Mode

a condition marked by a heightened preparedness for battle, accompanied by the complete certainty that women are helpless, simple creatures who require constant saving. It comes in handy in a wide range of situations, such as fights with dragons, high-speed car chases and DVR programming.

I went into Man Mode after my wife tried to light a fire in the fireplace without opening the damper.

by h3nry February 6, 2008

man chowder

Semen - see also man custard and man paste

There were traces of man chowder on the hotel bed.

by mercunium November 11, 2003

hit man

An assassin who is often hired and paid well by mob bosses or divorced folks to go kill off those who financially burden them.

The neighbor was arrested for hiring a hit man to "do" his ex-wife. Unfortunately, the hit man was an undercover police officer.

by AYB June 22, 2003