That person who can’t wait for the cake to cool down before cutting into it and eating, exclaiming there “just tasting it” and before you Know it half the cake has gone. It’s not even out of the tin yet.
by Dande123 May 31, 2020
Get the cake bastardmug. (Tommy must always be with a capital T, in commemoration of the Tommy gun-Thompson submachine gun):
Verb: to kill, in a hail of bullets, a cop or a g-man, using, as the name suggest, a Tommy gun
Verb: to kill, in a hail of bullets, a cop or a g-man, using, as the name suggest, a Tommy gun
If you are going to Tommy-pick a bastard, you might as well live, and die, like Al Capone, John Dillinger or Baby Face Nelson.
by Sexydimma December 4, 2015
Get the Tommy-pick a bastardmug. A term to describe someone who has been very stupid, or idiotic at something but you aren't mad at them. You just want to call them out for the mistake that they made and how much of an idiot they are
by donkeyandshrek January 14, 2021
Get the Bastard sausagemug. “You have Fat bastard-itus!”
by Tway Ubabqwe February 22, 2020
Get the Fat Bastard-itusmug. An ego bastard is someone who has a large ego, an ego that is not induced by anyone but themself. Though, they might have the skills/strength to back their ego up.
Girl 1: “Gosh he’s so confident. He is SUCH an ego bastard”
Girl 2: “Hey at least he can back it up though”
Girl 2: “Hey at least he can back it up though”
by yessirskiii16 December 27, 2020
Get the ego bastardmug. by Suicide squad Burnley September 21, 2022
Get the Bastard roversmug. by C.F. Blumon August 31, 2017
Get the Celtic Bastardmug.