texas chili bowl

Referred to in an episode of 'South Park' and that it "involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus". It can be assumed that the telephone is covered in the tabasco sauce then inserted into the recipient/victim's ass (possibly vagina for women) for maximum discomfort.
I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, so, to get back at her, I gave her a Texas chili bowl then told her I found out she was cheating.
by MyBrainHurts2 October 16, 2005
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Texas turkey sandwich

You stick the cactus up your ass while you fuck the armadillo in the pooper while you eat you ol lady’s turkey sandwich ( pussy ) as she spurs you in the back with a Texas cowboy hat on!
Me an bubba traded ol lady’s in the trailer park last night and Becky gave me a Texas turkey sandwich an boy am I sore today
by Redneck.lh20 February 11, 2019
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Texas Gas Chamber

Dropping some rank as flatulence while inside of a pup tent with the flaps down.
We slipped into Tijuana ford one late night Tex mex and the local donkey show. It was great till we got back to the camp site and turned the tent into a Texas gas chamber.

I couldn’t get out of the Texas gas chamber fast enough. The zipper was stuck. It smelled like hot rotten eggs.
by Dick Onchin October 17, 2020
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sulphur springs texas

A place where you go to vacation and leave on probation.
I went to visit Grandma in sulphur springs texas and ended up doing time for double parking
by dreamweaver1968 December 30, 2016
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Texas Blond(e)

1. An unnaturally blonde-haired female who does not have the other natural features typical in lighter-haired individuals such as light-colored eyes (blue, green, or gray).

2. A darker-haired lady with brown eyes who has dyed her hair blonde.
That blond(e) has brown eyes. She must be a Texas blond(e)!
by Bob D. Bomb March 12, 2015
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Texas Water Plug

Texas Water Plug

When you have eaten so much Tex Mex cuisine that you constipate yourself with a small, plugging, cork type turd which, once finally worked out, unleashes a torrent river of watery, explosive shit.

Jose trotted into the stall hoping to gain relief from the wrenching gut pain he had experienced all afternoon. Finding himself straining to release, he realized he had a Texas water plug. Gritting his teeth and grabbing the hand rails, he blew out the shit cork and the flow that came hence forth from his lower intestine was like the spray of a putrid Bellagio fountain.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
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