Bend over and I’ll show you

Literally can answer any question no matter what it is

10 year old) “Papa, how does sex work?”
Dad) “Bend over and I’ll show you”

by Am Gay Boi March 22, 2019

Flag

Get the Bend over and I’ll show you mug.

you tayter

Term used in Derbyshire to show affection towards a cocker spaniel. When the cocker spaniel refuses to come back on recall demand,

“Tess! Tess! Come back! You Tayter!

by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024

Flag

Get the you tayter mug.

If you spend enough time around Christianity

You'll become Christian? What!? How!? By way of osmosis!? Maybe I gave you more credit than you deserve.

Hym "And what do you mean by that? If you spend enough time around Christianity you become Christian. Then how do you explain people like Matt Dillahunty? Or maybe... Yoi set up an environmental trap... Maybe mimic the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and torment the people into converting into your incest cult. They'd be like a grasshopper on concrete. And if Christianity is just this nebulous thing rhen what even is it? Eaching crackers once a week with your incest friends? If I eat crackers and drink wine am I a Christian, Alex? Does celebrating a PAGAN winter festival that Christians STOLE (which is a sin) make me a Christian or does it make me a Pagan?"

by Hym Iam July 9, 2024

Flag

Get the If you spend enough time around Christianity mug.

You is Blind

Something people say when someone is looking at something the wrong way or judges something wrong. Usually said among younger people and city people. The phrase is known for being said in Rush Hour 3.

Jacky: That girl is a solid 9.
Terrell: Nah. You is blind. She’s a 6 at best.

by Colinthe6ixGod November 7, 2020

Flag

Get the You is Blind mug.

As You Know, Bob

A dialogue technique where characters tell each other information they already know, but they audience don't, for solely the audience's benefit. It is a writer slang.

"As you know, Bob, we're on a spaceship hurtling towards the sun and if we don’t fix the hyperdrive in five minutes, we'll be dead. But let's talk about our high school years."

by DictionaryDecimator July 6, 2024

Flag