Dirty Thamiris

1. When girl stuffs a glass or tub in her loose pussy or ass then you fuck with it in

aka a cum catcher

Basil - Ohh mate, went to the bar last night and had a dirty thamiris in public

Sam - fuck me no way what she do?

Basil- stuck a pint glass up her fanny then told me to put in my dick

Sam- fucking hell mate then what ?

Basil - I jizzed in the glass while in her...then she took it out and drank it in front of people

Sam - man you're gonna be on hub if you aint careful , at least it works good for birth control

Basil- yeah suppose it does

by lmfyp October 9, 2020

Dirty malone

Sending nudes to your mailman m

My mailman is so hot I dirty Maloned him yesterday

by FratBoiz November 15, 2017

Dirty Worm

When you are getting head in the woods and she grabs a worm/centipede/caterpillar or other juicy insect and she splatters it in her hands and begins jacking you off with its guts.

She took me out to the woods behind the party and she freakin' gave me the dirty worm! WTF BRO!

by beanheadass December 5, 2017

Dirty Santa

The act of flatulence on mall Santa's lap right after he asks you what you have wished for Christmas. Psychological distress and trauma is considered a likely aftermath effect for the receiving persona. The effect is further enhanced by the act of defalcation which is smoothly triggered as an aftermath of successful flatulence.

Graham Smith: Look mom, it's Santa. can I go sit on his lap?

Mama Smith: Yes son, go and show that Dirty Santa why you deserve a present.

.....

Santa: Sit on my cozy lap young man... Now... Tell Santa what you would like for Christmas.

Graham: (lets out a nice wet floppy stinker).

Santa: WTF bro, now my pants have a shit stain on them.

by Royal_Rake December 8, 2017

Dirty hebrew

A cheap bastard who drinks other people's pitchers at the bar without ever buying any. Usually called lambie. Also known to drunkenly run over cows

Don't lambie me you dirty Hebrew

by notme4747 October 4, 2016

Dirty Mudge

When you and a bunch of your friends get a girl really drunk and you tag team her. This could also be considered a Tag Team.

Last night me and a bunch of friends dirty mudged a girl and she didn't even know.

by Wizzy999 February 23, 2011

Dirty Muffler

When a hot chick sits on your face and farts; drowns out moans and/or screams.

I was 69'ing with Kim when she sat up and gave me a "Dirty Muffler".

by Big L 11968 November 13, 2011