man grinder

A man grinder or meat masher is the act of grinding one's penis against your braces.

damn man your girl is a real man grinder

by THE_TARD_KNIGHT May 15, 2018

Candy Man

a white van that waits outside ur school to rape u

the candy mans outside

by Hard Virgin August 6, 2020

old man block

When a person acts as they comprehend what are you saying, then walk away and they did comprehend at all. They repeat the information incorrectly.

Rob has old man block; he keeps calling Halle “holly”

by Abbysworld April 10, 2021

Mullet man

Idiots who likes getting bottomed by pedo stashed, caterpillar eyebrowed little boys

Is he a mullet man?
Yes he is

by Fobert Relekey June 17, 2021

Scrap Man's Banquet

A party or gathering at which you are spoilt for choice in terms of both sexual desires/fantasies, and stimulants/toxicants.

I once had a threesome with an asian transexual midget and a Nicola Sturgeon lookalike. It was a veritable Scrap Man's Banquet

by SV Limited August 25, 2015

Man v. Drink

A bear fight (which is a jaeger bomb followed immediately by an Irish car bomb) followed immediately by a pint of ice cold Coors Lite.

Nick made Mack take a Man v. Drink at the PI last night.

by SpokeoBoo February 24, 2012

Schrödinger's Gay Man

A general theory of relativity behind the sexual attraction of every man. It states that every man is in a constant state of quantum superposition between gay and straight, being 50% gay and 50% straight. As such, they will never be sure of their own sexual attraction until they kiss a man, effectively opening the box and forcing their sexuality to fall into one of the two realities, revealing whether they are gay or straight.

Bro 1:"Bro, I just kissed a dude, turns out I'm gay!"
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."

by Onesquawkyboi July 13, 2023