your mom

words used when ever there is an awkward silence.. something to just say randomly and rarely makes sense..

kid 1: hey sup
kid 2: your mom
-------------------
kid3: hey my names bob nice to meet you!
kid 4: your mom
-------------------
silence
kid 5: YOUR MOM!

your mom by the REAL paige.. everyone else are fake.. haha okay. May 28, 2005

Get merch

Get the your mom mug.

See more merch

your mam

snappy comeback line meaning I'm gunna fuck your mother

Bob - fuck off you silly cunt
Tim - your mam

your mam by Pikpak Sally May 8, 2006

Get merch

Related Words

your mom • yourmum • Your mother • your face • your • your dad • youre • your mom gay • your nan • Your Brother A Mother

your face

most brilliant insult in this whole wide world.

mom: turn off the light.
me: turn off YOUR FACE.

your face by kaylaFTW December 10, 2008

Get merch

your face

Greatest of insults. Usable at any time!

S:what was that?
T:your face
S:oh, touché.

your face by zebraa bby July 10, 2007

Get merch

[your momming]

To repeatedly answer something like "your mom" to any question until the person you are answering to is on the floor, screaming out the name of a third-rate comedian repeatedly.

Bill: What are you doing?
John: Your mom.
Bill: No seriously?
John: Your mom.
Bill: It's not funny!
John: Your mom is not funny.
Bill: Stop it!
John: That's what your mom said.
Bill: BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOBSAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET!
(Tim walks in)
Tim: What happened?
Bill: Your mom.
Tim: ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER!
PWND!
Bill: I love your momming

[your momming] by wahausfhiahfs January 8, 2009

Get merch

Your Shits Weak

Your shits weak.
Used when talking smack to someone and saying there come backs are weak.

"Yo momma" -
"Your shits weak man" -

Your Shits Weak by Mokesha May 22, 2009

Get merch

Your nan a man

Worse than

"Your mum gay"
"Your dad lesbian"
"Your granny tranny"
"Your gramps a tramp"
"Your sister a mister"
"Your brother is a mother"
"Your family tree lgbt"
This word can overpower the already legendary "no u"

Frank: Your mum gay
Edward: Your dad lesbian
Frank: Your granny tranny
Edward: Your gramps a tramp
Frank: Your sister a mister
Edward: Your brother a mother
Frank: Your family tree lgbt
Edward: dont make me do it
Frank: do it pussy
Edward: Your nan a man
Frank: no u

(it is not effective)
Frank explodes, the sun explodes and earth is covered in fire

Your nan a man by H0w d0 1 m4ke fr1ends May 15, 2018