French Horn Player

The most sexy and incredible people ever. They are smarter than every other human being, and are insanely beautiful people. No other instrument/person can match their superior intellect, strength, or sexiness.

We french horn players: We're sexy and we know it.

by Kes14 October 12, 2011

bobbing for french fries

Describes any act of lunacy.Only a complete moron would plunge his face into a vat of boiling grease to snag a fry.

Can you believe that moron went into a health food store to buy a pack of smokes? That's so bobbing for french fries.

by wolfbait51 May 14, 2011

French Mistake

Occurs when a male receives oral pleasure and vomits on the lady or gentleman as he orgasms.

Did you hear what happened to Janice last night? She was pleasuring Pierre and he made the French mistake.

by chickenmanz87 October 2, 2009

French Munion Soup

Check the obituaries in New Orleans until you find a deceased French hooker. Dig her up and squeeze the contents of the abdominal cavity into a slow cooker. Discard the corpse and take the Munion Stew home. Cook on low heat adding a half pound of crawfish after 6 hours. Cover and cook an additional 6 hours. Immediately refrigerate overnight and serve it to your guests cold with a side of zatarans rice pilaf and a glass of white wine.

French Munion Soup is the perfect mardi grab snack.

by HANDLE BAR MUSTACHE RIDES April 2, 2015

french bread and celery

In just about every TV and movie scene where a woman is carrying a bag of groceries,there is always a loaf of french bread and a stalk of celery sticking out of the top of the bag. Never a box of crackers or a roll of toilet paper.

In real life,you hardly ever see a woman coming out of Food Lion with "french bread and celery" bag of groceries.

by wolfbait51 April 11, 2011

excuse my french

Also 'Pardon my French.' Phrase mumbled insincerely immediately after or before one swears a blue streak within earshot of the elderly, the young, or the simply uptight.

'Excuse my French, but that woman is a fucking cunt.'
or, after stubbing one's toe,
'OW! FUCK! JEEESUS! I'm sorry ... excuse my French.'

by Shameless September 5, 2003

Soggy French Fry

A man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina, then after a while of waiting, and no humping, the penis will become flaccid. When he pulls out he will have a Soggy French Fry.

Jerrod: EWW! what's that smell!?!

James: Oh sorry, I pulled a soggy french fry with my gal-pal last night…

Jerrod: Dude… Don't tell me shit like that.

Jimmy: *Pukes*

by DrNick777 February 19, 2015