you on one

Phrase. Meaning you're acting crazy or goofy or all worked up

Can also be used just as a funny phrase after everything anyone says

Example 1:

Sarah: "im getting married next week!"
Chloe: "you on one"

example 2:

Tyrone: "hey baby I know this our first time meeting but do curious question do you squirt?"
Ashley: "nigga you on one"

by JessRex August 09, 2017

The only one

A person that is the only one that got swag and fanez don't hate them you would rather be friends with them💯

I am the only one with swag

by Alaoxbsnzn August 01, 2019

One Direction

The sexiest boyband out there. Consisting of Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Zayn Malik and that leprechaun Niall Horan. Special guest appearances include: Olly, Wayne and Thomas singing This Is The Moment.
They came third on The X Factor 2010.
Pure amazingness.
They are gods.
And belong to the 5t4s girls.
Js.

Girl 1: I think I've got One Direction Infection!
Girl 2: Same!

by We'll be back shortly March 09, 2011

Five on one

A term for masterbation. As in you are playing five against one.

Where is Johnnie?

He is watching some midget porn and playing five on one.

by Nick Franocne September 13, 2006

want ons

To strongly desire having sex with someone/something.

After seeing her body in that bikini, I realized I completely want ons.

by Stephen Bennett April 29, 2007

Pissed ons

Pants that one continues to wear, day after day, despite repeated urination.

Less frequently, a derogatory phrase referring to Detroit's NBA team.

It was obvious to all at that he was wearing pissed ons.

by chiggley December 02, 2004

Hit one

Telling someone to do something you do not want to do yourself.Usually out of fear of working longer.

(1)Did you hit one yet? (2)Are we picked up?I don't know why don't you hit one and find out.

by USSMCM February 03, 2007