USSMCM's definitions

icondom

Any type of cover designed to protect apple ipod products.Mainly used so the device is rarely touched or exposed to the elements.Almost as if in some strange universe the value of obsolete electronic equipment will be worth alot of money.

sales lady at apple store:Would you like to protect your investment? Me:Yea,I will get a icondom.I only want to touch my iphone once when I take it out of the box.

by USSMCM August 3, 2007

Hit one

Telling someone to do something you do not want to do yourself.Usually out of fear of working longer.

(1)Did you hit one yet? (2)Are we picked up?I don't know why don't you hit one and find out.

by USSMCM February 6, 2007