pan-meta theory

Paradigm that individual intention is modular. Occasionally, the theory of everything.

An addendum to triene-ism.

Pan-meta theory is an infinite line of equally long-discrete-parts that curves from trans-infinite space to super-symmetry.

The paradigm that states that human intention contains its pre-requisite definitions is triene-ism. In other words; you are missing material things or memories; but the STRUCTURE of YOUR intentions stays intact.

At no point is your intention missing its components.

Pan-meta theory; more than a stand-alone theory; is an appendix to triene-ism which adds a universal-contingent of modularity to intention.

by flightfacilities May 16, 2022

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the queer theory

created by me and my friend jasper

when someone just seems inexplicably queer but isn't

jasper: dude look at this picture of harry styles
me: omg it's so great to have a member of the lgbtqia+ community have light shone on them-
jasper: harry styles isn't gay
me: ...what?
jasper: harry styles isn't gay.
me: holy shit it's the queer theory

by jet lol May 30, 2022

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Sphincter Centric Theory

If the universe is infinite, anywhere could be the centre of the universe, so your asshole could be the centre of the universe.

Have you heard of the Sphincter Centric Theory? My asshole is the centre of the universe!

by jacobrh3 December 5, 2021

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Chinese Box Theory

A mysterious virus found in chinese females boxes. In 2021 a man became infected with the Chinese Box Flu, infected all of america and killed everyone

YOOOO BRO DID YOU HEAR ABOUT REY? HE WAS PATIENT ZERO OF THE CHINESE BOX THEORY

by clifsamuels December 10, 2021

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