Pika-poo

When someone sends you vag nudes and you see a turd lodged in the dark hole.

Dude 1- Bro I got a nude from Veronica and I saw a Pika-poo
Dude 2- Brooo that's gross

by ToryDuncan June 2, 2018

Rosa Poo

That Indian song that perfectly describes anyone named rosa

Rosa poo

by Jeffrey the juice man August 13, 2019

poo snorkel

To insert a drinking straw into your anus and then place said straw into someone else's drink

Hamish is pissing me off, blagging drinks all night. Watch this, I'm going to poo snorkel him as way of payback.

by Paddy the poo-snorkeller January 19, 2021

Poo Chuckle

While evacuating your bowels in a public stall, a defocation sound causes you to belly laugh to yourself, or with other stall mates.

Man, when I was taking a deuce at the gym, I had a good Poo Chuckle

by Tyler Freakin Durden January 2, 2009

Kung Poo

A traditional Chinese martial art that combines ancient breath-holding techniques with rigorous squatting exercises to combat the dangers of bodega/shitty club bathrooms. Developed by a disgruntled polish techno snob who after browning the cuffs of his artfully torn white Diesel jeans on one too many occasions, traveled to a mountaintop monastery in the wuhan province of China and immersed himself in a strict mindfulness-based regimen to hone this art.

As Jane’s hand wandered lower and lower down the sweat-moistened back of her lover, she perceived a slight rumbling other than the pounding house beat that filled the stale air of the club. Concerned, she peered deep into his eyes and whispered, “are you ok?” “Have no fear sugarplum” was his reply. “I know Kung Poo.”

by Retardhandler69 October 18, 2020

Professional Poo

A poo which is undertaken with such professionalism and competence that no wiping is required afterwards. Eliminating the need for toilet roll.

Oh man there was no toilet roll, had to make sure I did a professional poo!

by notquitsure December 28, 2015

poo ponski

A poo ponski quite simply is a person who is a playah baggin baddies on the daily but has the smell of shit lingering on his person but is so attractive during the date/intercourse their date just power through it..then on to the next

John is such a poo ponski he always is busy baggin all them baddies at the club but goddamn he needs to wash his ass

by Mr.Morrill February 13, 2022