pickled fresh

someone who looks nice but smells nasty

a boy wearing a designer outfit but smells like a dead fish on a city bus when the windows can't open is pickled fresh

by rami chll March 28, 2009

Fresh Seasoning

The hazing ritual used by fraternities that involves flatulating, deficating, ejaculating, or urinating in the food of pledges

Jim: "You see that new guy?"
Bobby:"Yeah, what should we do?"
Jim:"His food could use some fresh seasoning"

by Dr. Highschoolrandom February 22, 2011

Fresh

What i call humans who have abscesses.

Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a breath of fresh air.

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025

My pussy smells like April fresh.

1-An entitled, spoiled, privileged women or girl that thinks her shit don't stink.

2-Shes above everybody, because she’s gotten everything in life.
3-Shes all that, and no one can touch her.
4-Someone thats stands there watching her boyfriend/husband do all the labor, and does nothing.
5-A spoil princess that does the bare minimum.

I don’t clean because my pussy smells like April fresh.
I’m all that because my pussy smells like April fresh.
I don't cook. I only make salad because my pussy smells like April fresh.

by Right and just July 18, 2022

Rooty Tooty Fresh N' Fruity

To voluntarily give a gay blowjob to another man while wearing pajamas, and while getting submerged in bananas and strawberry milk.

Eric: Dude, Chad had a Rooty Tooty Fresh N' Fruity last night.
Stan: Woah dude!

by D33pThr0at January 28, 2023

Watermelon fresh

The urine you have after eating too much of beetroot.

Oh boy. Look at that watermelon fresh, the yesterday’s borsch was so intense

by Suka suka January 7, 2022

Miami Fresh

Describes a typical douche bag that resides in Miami. He sometimes wears a stringer and is overly tan and is just full of douche-baggery.
Can be used to insult the douche without coming off as directly calling him a douche.

Douche: "hai girl you be looking hot!"
Girl: "OMG Becky he so Miami fresh ugh."

by VileCreation69 April 26, 2019