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Get the Story Fishing mug.so basically some random shit my dad said while he was hungover after goin to his buddy’s funeral. upon me questioning what the hell it meant he responded “death, the end of the book, life is all journey moving on to the next universe and next chapters”
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by hairyballsonya69 February 24, 2025
Get the there went the story mug.I crawled onto the bed, my cock quivering with excitement. She started swaying as we kissed. I loosened the straps of her bra, ready to release under the weight of her perfect breasts. I pulled it off, and rubbed her nipples between my fingers, my palms contouring the shape of her tits. My cock was aching, so ready to release. I sped up, licking her boobs with grace while sucking, as she allowed a small moan to escape her lips. I reached down in her thong, toying with the curly hairs sitting above her pussy. I ripped off my boxers, pinned her down, and with her panties laying on her knees, I ripped her open, jabbing my cock in, making wet noises, as I pulled out and jabbed back in. She told me to keep it in, I pulled just enough so my tip was left in. I swung her legs over my shoulders, and as I pulled out, I felt it. She came over my cock, a warm sticky feeling. A devious feeling came over me, and I Shoved my cock in her mouth, she was worried, my penis so large between her tongue, but she sucked and sucked. Her lips held on to my cock tight as I swayed into her, on my knees as I grunted with pleasure. She was mad now, telling me it was her turn. She pushed me down, and I was warm and ready as I jerked at my penis while waiting. She rode my cock so hard I squirted the biggest cumshot in her, making her bounce a little and moan with accidental pleasure. I told her to come up on my face. I ate her out, and with every lick she moaned.
by spec22 February 24, 2025
Get the Sex story mug.part one of this sex story. i was showing my friend, aiden, around my house. “and here is my bedroom.” i showed him, “not very big .”
“you have a large bed though.” he said
“yeah, its a queen bed.” i reply.
he slams my door and pushes me on my bed and climbs on top of me “aiden, what are you doing?!” i exclaim
“you’ll see.” he grins
he begins to dry hump me. “i know you like this.” he says
i try to push him off but he doesn’t budge. he does this for a few minutes before he gets off of me. “what was that about!” i yell
he doesn’t respond and just looks around my room. he picks up my robe string and ties my arms to my bed board. he takes of his shirt then his pants, just leaving his boxers on. i try to scream but remember my parents are at his house with his parents. aiden starts to french kiss me. i feel his tongue explore my mouth with no hesitation. he stops and then takes off my pants and shirt, leaving my lacy bra and thong on. then he takes off my thong and starts eating me out. i moan slightly. “i knew you liked this.” he says.
aiden hits my clit and i moan louder. then he stops and takes off my bra revealing my massive tits. he starts suck my left nipple. i moan louder than ever. “s-s-stop, please” i stutter.
“ i don't think so we are just getting started” he replies.
aiden stops then takes off his boxer revealing his 9 inch long 3 inch wide dick. he takes his dick to my mouth forcing me to suck it. i throat all 9 inches before he removes it from my mouth.
“you have a large bed though.” he said
“yeah, its a queen bed.” i reply.
he slams my door and pushes me on my bed and climbs on top of me “aiden, what are you doing?!” i exclaim
“you’ll see.” he grins
he begins to dry hump me. “i know you like this.” he says
i try to push him off but he doesn’t budge. he does this for a few minutes before he gets off of me. “what was that about!” i yell
he doesn’t respond and just looks around my room. he picks up my robe string and ties my arms to my bed board. he takes of his shirt then his pants, just leaving his boxers on. i try to scream but remember my parents are at his house with his parents. aiden starts to french kiss me. i feel his tongue explore my mouth with no hesitation. he stops and then takes off my pants and shirt, leaving my lacy bra and thong on. then he takes off my thong and starts eating me out. i moan slightly. “i knew you liked this.” he says.
aiden hits my clit and i moan louder. then he stops and takes off my bra revealing my massive tits. he starts suck my left nipple. i moan louder than ever. “s-s-stop, please” i stutter.
“ i don't think so we are just getting started” he replies.
aiden stops then takes off his boxer revealing his 9 inch long 3 inch wide dick. he takes his dick to my mouth forcing me to suck it. i throat all 9 inches before he removes it from my mouth.
by anonymous March 25, 2025
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