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Dirt Squirrel

One whose actions end up in either that person did not benefit, they got caught, or they just didn't know how stupid they were for doing it. This therefore would make them as useful as a squirrel in the dirt. Dirt Squirrel.

Also have such traits as: Backstabbing, Ratting, Twitchy, No Morals, Selfish, Stupid in general, lack common sense, and also will do anything to get what they want. They think of no consequence of actions they have done.
"If your so fucking stupid, you might as well be dumber than a dirt squirrel"
by Squirrly Dirty May 10, 2021
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Squirrel

A goofy person. Kinda mentally not ok, but who cares? They're a joy to be around, can be hyper, or like lowkey chill flirty kinda shit. Squirrels are a joy to be around, caring, and just full of love in their hearts. Find yourself a squirrel.
Person 1: I heard their name is squirrel.
Person 2: I heard it was just a nickname.
Person 1: eh, who cares. They're cool.
by gay_bitch_jasp<3 June 29, 2022
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squirrel squirrel diddle diddle

Did you hear about the squirrel squirrel diddle diddle protest later? It’s for a great cause.
by SquirrelGirl425 February 21, 2025
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Dirt squirrel

A girl in her early twenties who slithers around looking for older black men to become involved with.
Look at that dirt squirrel dancing circles around that black senior citizen.
by Dustin Bowles May 9, 2019
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Hands off my squirrel food

A phrase you say to a bitch (or to a guy if ur a fag) meaning for them to not touch your nuts.
No bitch you cannot suck my dick tonight. Hands off my squirrel food.
by Money MT May 19, 2010
mugGet the Hands off my squirrel foodmug.

Squirrel

An evil, extremely intelligent and developed animal which hides behind the public image of a cute rodent to make people think they are inoffensive.
David: I just saw a bunch of squirrels together on that tree!
Jhon: They are probably discussing the guerrilla situation on Colombia.

David: Thank god it's that, I thought it was the penguins who took care of that situation.
by SomeSexyPotato May 8, 2021
mugGet the Squirrelmug.
An adorable squirrel that has pure black eyes and lives in japan. It lives in cold climates and eats like an average squirrels (nuts and seeds). They use their arm flaps to fly across up to 10 feet distances (and more).
Me:Look at that Japanese/ezo dwarf flying squirrel!

My sister: I know right! It’s adorable
by Angel of russian songs August 8, 2020
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