Spoon

\flipping useless

WIll "\|hey mart"
Mart "You are a spoon"
*He slaps him vigorously*

by th3greekgod May 7, 2021

Bingo Spoon

A bingo spoon is an oversized party spoon given away as a prize during psychedelic trips. It has all of the best properties a spoon can have (smooth, comfortable handle, etc). Bingo spoons also appear in the wild. For instance, the cow on the cover of Ben & Jerry’s cookie dough ice cream is holding a bingo spoon.

I won a bingo spoon at the New Year’s Eve party and built a custom wall mount to display it in my kitchen. Ahh, memories.

by Hawkeyemagoo May 10, 2021

kick the spoon

The act of tickling someone's uterus with a lysol wipe while they drink coffee to loosen their bowels.

Every morning, I kick the spoon with my wife before she gets dressed to go to work so she doesn't have to shower.

by nishinoyawarrior May 10, 2021

cunt with a spoon

when a woman of british decent has a curved receptacle utensil (preferably comically large and wooden, as if it could be used for paddling)

man 1: knock knock
man 2: who's there?
man 1: orange
man 2: orange who?
man 1: cunt with a spoon

by salviesez May 10, 2021

Greasy Spoon

A hazard of sleeping curled up with one's partner after a bile inducing meal, most often eaten at an establishment referred to by the same term.

Take some Immodium, babe, I'm not looking for a greasy spoon tonight.

by Josheau the Bald June 2, 2021

spoon the balls

To put spoon under the the balls to hold them in place while a female sucks the dick

Mat: yoo bro did she spoon the balls at least?
Me: ya bro she definitely did.
Mat: she’s a keeper bro.

by Sub-hub June 19, 2021

forked off my spoon

When you fumble the bag so hard you may as well have made your spoon into a fork.

"I think I might have failed that exam. I forked off my spoon so bad, bro."

by Cozydinos August 21, 2024