Angry Pirate

Girl is giving you blowjob but you tell her you don't want to finish her mouth (play the nice guy angle). Instead, you hold her head close as you finish in her eye (right eye preferable). As she stumbling around like a drunken hobo, you kick her in the shins really hard. As you're running away, peek over your left shoulder. If you've done everything right, you should see an angry pirate!
Yargh! I gave your sister the old angry pirate last night!
That hummer I got from my gf y'day was sooooooo amazing, I squirted in her face by accident. Then to cover it up I gave her an angry pirate.
by Timbck June 22, 2014
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das boot pirate

(1) One of many homosexual Nazi sailors.

(2) A homosexual depicted in Das Boot, a homoerotic movie about Nazi U-boat personnel.

Variation: Das Fruit Pirate.
(1) The rear admiral ordered das boot pirate to service his poop deck.

(2) The U-boat swallowed seamen the same way that das boot pirate swallowed semen.
by NiraMillson November 14, 2016
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leppy the pirate

a kid that has ginger like qualities and is part of the leppy the pirate gang from the west side, and the leppy the pirate gang from the west side goes around and cuts off peoples left balls whenever they make fun of irish people
I heard that a leppy the pirate stole STEVES ball
by Li CHA DU January 08, 2008
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pirate smoker

One who requisitions funds from pleasing other men in a method also known as wailing on the skin flute. Also Phillip's middle names
Phillip is a professional pirate smoker with a capital P
by Phillip December 04, 2003
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Butt Pirate

A girl that likes to strap on dildos and search for burried treasure inside of gay and or bi-sexual men
Any girl whose name is Aimee (2 e's), Seymoure, or Grace

For example,
Schlomo says "Oi Vey, Sarah Weinbergercohan, there's no treasure in there! Stop being such a Butt Pirate!"
by Schlomo Goldstein January 09, 2008
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Pirate Tawna Bandicoot

Pirate Tawna Bandicoot is a hot Bandicoot with THICC thighs, booty, and boobs. She's in the game, Crash Bandicoot 4 - It's about time.
Pirate Tawna Bandicoot is THICC! She's sexy and hot!
by CognitiveFuel July 22, 2023
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Pirate Tawna Bandicoot

Pirate Tawna Bandicoot is a hot jot Bandicoot in the game Crash Bandicoot 4 it's about time. Pirate Tawna Bandicoot is Thicc and has nice boobs, legs, and ass.
Pirate Tawna Bandicoot is sexy! Oh yeah!
by CynderFanclub July 18, 2023
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