Kids who played Minecraft back when it was super popular, before Tommy "Intuit" Innit sent his British goons out to take over Mojang's HQ. Minecraft kids are usually slightly overweight, pale as hell, wear prescription glasses, and always have the name "Alex," which they practically invented. They are usually found in caves, in-game or real life, trying to find diamonds.
Alex: I love Minecwaft!
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.
Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.
Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.
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Def 1- Sup baby. Maybe tonight you can let me in your Minecraft mineshaft.
Def 2- yo nick I got in yo girls Minecraft mineshaft the other day. Accidentally left some XP.
Def 2- yo nick I got in yo girls Minecraft mineshaft the other day. Accidentally left some XP.
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To be "Minecrafted" is to be destroyed, obliterated, unmade or "unalived".
The use of "Minecrafted" as a synonym for killing or murder originated on 4chan message boards. The meme draws its meaning from the idea of using video games as a cathartic outlet for threats of violence or murder or as an excuse for threats made against someone.
For example:
Someone saying something like "I'm going to murder you!..in minecraft." Or, when confronted with threats against someone the aggressor might respond saying "I meant in minecraft, not in real life."
This use of video games as an excuse for making threats against others lead to the usage of the terms "Minecrafted" or "Minecrafting" to mean : to murder, shoot, kill someone or to refer to someone unaliving themselves, commiting suicide.
*This is your Trigger Warning*
For words dealing with*Unaliving* of ones self or others.
Do Not proceed if the subjects or terms dealing with Unaliving someone or ones self are triggering to you.
To be "Minecrafted" is to be destroyed, obliterated, unmade or "unalived".
The use of "Minecrafted" as a synonym for killing or murder originated on 4chan message boards. The meme draws its meaning from the idea of using video games as a cathartic outlet for threats of violence or murder or as an excuse for threats made against someone.
For example:
Someone saying something like "I'm going to murder you!..in minecraft." Or, when confronted with threats against someone the aggressor might respond saying "I meant in minecraft, not in real life."
This use of video games as an excuse for making threats against others lead to the usage of the terms "Minecrafted" or "Minecrafting" to mean : to murder, shoot, kill someone or to refer to someone unaliving themselves, commiting suicide.
Today John "minecrafted" the guy who's been bullying him all year.
Jill was so depressed she "minecrafted" herself.
Jill was so depressed she "minecrafted" herself.
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Verb.
1. When a person offers the idea to mine for materials, and then follows up by crafting the materials into whatever they please.
Verb.
1. When a person offers the idea to mine for materials, and then follows up by crafting the materials into whatever they please.
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