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Sex Over Easy

When you put a stove burner on low and place either your partner's rear or back on top of it while it warms up. Try to make them orgasm before they become horridly burned. Your partner may not use their hands to please themselves. Bondage is optional. Do not use a gag.
For an intense game, use the point system below to contest with your partner.
1 point- Oral ( including vaginal penetration via tongue)
2 points- Rimjob or Vaginal (Excluding vaginal penetration via tongue)
3 points- Anal fucking (Use of fingers, sex toys, etc)
If you fail to reach a projected goal in a set time, (Maximum time limit being 30 mins, and the minimum being 10) then you must switch with your partner and increase the temperature by a small increment (If the dial increases by multiples of 1, turn the dial up 1 notch); save that they aren't in need of hospital care. If you reach your goal, switch with your partner; do not change the temperature. If your partner reaches their goal, the one with the quickest record may command the loser with any sexual or non-sexual demand.
Dude, I just played Sex Over Easy with Martha last night, and her ass became darker than Darth Vader's suit!
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arse over elbow

I'm arse over elbow for that lassy
by Hoe-Slaya January 26, 2015
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hand over hand

Hand over hand is term used to describe "choking a sucka". It is when you place one hand around a persons neck, then putting you other hand partially over that first hand and on the remaining part of the exposed neck.
Dude I'm about to hand over hand you if you keep talking about my girl that way!
by Jake da snake killa April 3, 2017
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all over the ship

Scottish phrase which is the same as "all over the shop" or "all over the place".

To mean that things are messy or disorderly.
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Shelf over the toybox

He's OK for an older guy, if you don't mind the shelf over the toybox.
by Drawn & Quarterly April 25, 2010
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tripping over a tissue

According to the laws of physics and dynamics, it is impossible to trip on a tissue. The mass of the tissue is much less than the mass of a human and tripping on a tissue is practically impossible. Once again, tripping over a tissue is impossible.
Tripping over a tissue is impossible said Albert Einstein
by Turtlesareawesome #Turtles January 19, 2018
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to shit over a stick

Refers to taking residence in lowly accommodation or camping where facilities are poor or non existent.
Angry hotel guest to hotel receptionist … “Do you think I’ve paid all that money to shit over a stick!”
by 1BigEck October 7, 2022
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