An ugly combination of colors that in most sports is reserved for officials/referees. A team wearing this combination will never, as Jerry Rice once said, "look good, feel good, {and/or} play good." This phenomena usually results from a poor team decision making process during which the team tries to be democratic. However, in reality, said decision making process ends up being a group of tasteless undergrads with no sense of style arguing about fabrics, designs, and colors.
ESN wore white shorts with black jerseys at nationals. It looked like shit.
by Sabah Man May 09, 2007
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Short Sleeved Wizard

You can see it coming
He tried to borrow money from you?
yeah, he's a real short sleeved wizard
by Prof. dingus November 13, 2011
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straw berry short cake

when your "doing" a chick {or guy in some cases} from behind then pull out spit on her or his back to make them think you cummed then when they turn around punch them in the nose and cum in there face
hey my dude i gave her ass the worst straw berry short cake ever ya digg.
by fortuneboy14 March 16, 2009
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Short-term memory loss

When you can't remember things for short periods of time. Also when you can't remember things for short periods of time.
I may have short-term memory loss, but at least I don't have short-term memory loss.
by Intelligence001 June 26, 2016
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Someone/something below standards.

When someone is a complete asshole, with no real motive.

Same as:
Few fries short of a happy meal
Few yards short of a first down
I asked my boss for my first raise in two years, and he said I deserved it, but I wouldn't get it. He's either a total ass, or a few apples short of a fruitcake.
by hellokoala November 06, 2009
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two cents short of a buck

Basically having an IQ less than average; being Republican, while not being rich (aka cents, money) and not paying much taxes or any due to being poor; a middle class individual who happens to side with Republicans (aka: lack of sense, abstractly inferred by "cents")
That man in the bar, drinking beer and who is rambling about politics is two cents short of a buck.
by Epiphiana December 05, 2010
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On October 21, you can anybody under 5’6” with no permission needed
by Pug? October 06, 2021
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