penis jenga

A Jenga game in which men use their erect penises to push the wooden blocks out of the tower.

Nate: can I play penis Jenga with you?
Nate's male friend: no sorry dude your peanut dick is too small

by BALARGHALARGHA April 28, 2016

beating penis

Rough, borderline abusive male masturbation (self or otherwise).

-Misheard from Starbomb's song "Rap Battle: Ryu vs. Ken"

-Think you can stop beating penis long enough for this rap battle to the death?

-Probably!

-Why are you in the hopsital?
-I was beating penis a bit too enthusiastically, I'm checking to make sure I didn't get an infection.

by Mister Fuggles August 18, 2016

Penis Wipe

Wiping your penis against a brick wall as a form of self harm.

Damn. This days been shit. I could really penis wipe right now.

by JelleySuckOff December 28, 2016

ostrich penis

A big penis that will please your wife.

Yo look at that huge ostrich penis!

by Ostrich balls February 1, 2017

Penis collider

A newton's cradle consisting of only 2 giant dicks that mash together. This results in the atomic creation of big dick energy

Chad's penis collider has become unstable, he is creating too much big dick energy.

by Doonutt December 14, 2019

Peperami Penis

When the structural integrity of the penis is jeopardized due to over masturbating.

’I have some peperami penis action’ said Dave

by AstrayMind98 April 12, 2020

Penis man10

The most legendary hacker/ gamer that ever lived he took on every competive fighting game player at once and didn't even break a sweat that man is awesome

OMG LOOK AT Penis man10 GO HE HIS WINNING

by Sans car April 15, 2020