Refers to the national term, ditch-which is to leave. Refers to the term miss-which is overlooking or passing up. Ditched-n-missed refers to dropping an ex-lover and moving forward to another just to aggaravate the past lover by not acknowledging him.
by Lynnj85 July 26, 2010

The queen of home wrecking, and slutting around. Goes from door to door in a hotel inn to sleep with married men or just, men. Could be sympathetically used, often not:
by Tallhawtblond July 9, 2025

by Makie luxanfurg September 30, 2019

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 24, 2025

Surging one's pace too early or too fast during a run or race and failing to keep it. This often results in hitting the wall, and irreparably kills a runner's chance to run a good time.
Damnit! I tried to pass that group on a hill and I ended upmissing a gear. I fucked up the rest of my race!
by clarke14 November 25, 2011

by you missed a dunk December 15, 2009

A light hearted phrase one utters in the tone of a snooker referee on the occasion of a particularly wholesome trouser cough.
Eg
Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)
Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.
Eg
Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)
Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.
Example.
Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)
Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.
Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)
Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.
by Tito Watts November 21, 2021
