minnesota mineshaft 

When 5 guys go into a coal mine with pickaxes. Once you reach optimal jizzing altitude(closer to the earth) you commence the jerk circle and while you are circle jerking you tell eachother ”spooky stories” and you call your parents and have phonesex the first person to jizz is elected as mayor of the city.
Then you all go home and jerk off.

Guy:im bored
G
Guy2:wanna fuck?
Guy: minnesota mineshaft?
Guy2:FUCK YEAH

minnesota mineshaft by ThugNastyBiggums March 18, 2015

minceraft 

a misspelling of the epic gamers unity of the epico minecraft. everytime this is seen it is believed that the person's body will blow up due to excitement. those fucking cucks

"YO WTF I GOT THE MINCERAFT EASTER EGG" - nigga 1
"yo my nigga no way" - nigga 2
(they both explode afterwards)

minceraft by G7XPOWERSHOT April 1, 2019

Minceraft 

A title that has a very low chance of appearing on the Minecraft loading screen. Most people do not notice it, as it is often mispelled anyway.

Freddie: OH SHIT!

Carly: what?
Sam: Yeah, what the fuck nigward?
Freddie: IT SAYS FUCKING MINCERAFT INSTEAD OF MINECRAFT!
Carly: ok boomer
Sam: ok boomer

Minceraft by minecraftpro69420 December 1, 2019

minecraftcito 

music god listens to sooooo good

that minecraftcito is soooooo good, the song is thike music to my ears

minecraftcito by bob th bbuilder September 20, 2018

Abandoned Mineshaft 

What happens to a person when they haven't had sex in a long time, their holes become an abandoned mineshaft with zombies, dropping rotten flesh. Happens more often to people with HIV

Person 1: "Bruv this skank has HIV, shes probly an abandoned mineshaft.
Person 2: " yeah probly "

Abandoned Mineshaft by minecraftpro69420 November 30, 2019

Minecraftaholic 

When someone plays Minecraft non-stop like they are addicted to it.

John: Hey Mike! What are you doing today?
Mike: Minecraft.
John: Oh well, me and the guys were going out, and thought you might want to come along.

Mike: I'll pass, I have to finish my city on Minecraft. Catch you later, maybe next year?
John: *Under Breath* Pfft. Minecraftaholic

Minecraftaholic by AdamBellllyy September 14, 2011

Minecraftplex 

The number of different placements of blocks for all minecraft worlds there possibly are equal to 10^10^215 which is 10 power a 1 followed by 215 zeroes. Coined by Austin, the presenter of The SCIENCE.

Dude #1: Did you know that Marioplex is the largest number ever?
Dude #2: No, Minecraftplex is larger.

Minecraftplex by XeloCancer May 30, 2018