by Goomba420 April 5, 2023
Get the Anne Landmug. The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016
Get the Lunar Landingmug. by whoremaster101 November 16, 2019
Get the glen landing middle schoolmug. A sexual endeavour between two people, a Moon Landing occurs when one person is on their hands and knees, whilst another gets behind them; normally a position know as doggy or doggy style.
Before the person at the rear enters the person on there hands and knees, they spread talcum powder (or similar dry powdery product) over the bum cheeks and bum hole of the person on all fours.
As the person at the rear is preparing to "land" (enter the other anally with a penis or strap on toy or whatever they both should wish) they say in a walkie talkie voice "*walkie talkie break* landing in T minus 10 seconds!". They then start counting down from 10 (still in walkie talkie voice if they should choose) slowly thrusting their hips forward at a pace which would allow them to "land" at the count of zero.
As the person counting gets to 2, the person on all fours pushes a fart out, ideally sending the dry powder into the air simulating the moment at which the capsule landed during the official moon landing and the small thrusters sent moon dust flying.
At the point at which the rear person enters the person on all fours, the person on all fours may wish to proclaim "this is one small step for man" to which the person at the rear should respond "one giant leap for man kind"
Before the person at the rear enters the person on there hands and knees, they spread talcum powder (or similar dry powdery product) over the bum cheeks and bum hole of the person on all fours.
As the person at the rear is preparing to "land" (enter the other anally with a penis or strap on toy or whatever they both should wish) they say in a walkie talkie voice "*walkie talkie break* landing in T minus 10 seconds!". They then start counting down from 10 (still in walkie talkie voice if they should choose) slowly thrusting their hips forward at a pace which would allow them to "land" at the count of zero.
As the person counting gets to 2, the person on all fours pushes a fart out, ideally sending the dry powder into the air simulating the moment at which the capsule landed during the official moon landing and the small thrusters sent moon dust flying.
At the point at which the rear person enters the person on all fours, the person on all fours may wish to proclaim "this is one small step for man" to which the person at the rear should respond "one giant leap for man kind"
by J.Clemintine February 6, 2025
Get the Moon Landingmug. Klan Land - Formerly known as the United States of America!that is run by the (future) corrupt white supremacist permanent president Donald J. Trump! A 6 to 3 consevative rubber stamp supreme court. Where rednecks from the South have free reign to rome the land with AR15's and kill, oppress, and denigrate any non white community with impunity with no consequenses!
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Damn! Trump is now president forever! Time to get your AK 47's ready for this is now a Trump Klan Land
Damn! Trump is now president forever! Time to get your AK 47's ready for this is now a Trump Klan Land
by supergflexxx October 1, 2020
Get the klan Landmug. Guy 1: Hey dude where's your girl friend?
Guy 2: we broke up, I slept with another girl.
Guy 1: woah Your the fastest land animal
Guy 2: we broke up, I slept with another girl.
Guy 1: woah Your the fastest land animal
by Losahighus August 10, 2019
Get the Fastest Land Animalmug. When you're just not on the same wavelength or the same thought pattern as someone else, and it is causing tension between you.
This is usually unintentional, and can be frustrating for both people.
This is usually unintentional, and can be frustrating for both people.
Guy 1: "Dude, you're kinda getting on my nerves today"
Guy 2: "Sorry man, I'm not trying to do anything on purpose"
Guy 1: "It's alright, I think we're just not landing on the same rock"
Guy 2: "Sorry man, I'm not trying to do anything on purpose"
Guy 1: "It's alright, I think we're just not landing on the same rock"
by cavey123 March 17, 2022
Get the Not landing on the same rockmug.